Daily #492! Some days may even be a bit of both.
Via The Tumblogging of El Super Heroe: M³
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am
tries to do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
doesn’t do things: becomes overridden with anxiety
Hello this is a petition for tumblr to release all urls that have been inactive for 1+ years
kissing is hella rad but no one is kissing me so that makes me hella sad
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party