Lunakitty



If girls had a penis for a day:

i-say-no-to-status-quo:

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No I’ll be more like :

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OR

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you forgot one

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I CAN’T BREATHE

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birdslut:

dreamingofcastles:

pickledherringisntsexist:

100percentcowgirl:

cristinahazard:

kingjrific:

When you both go in for the kiss and it gets real awk.. (Taken with Cinemagram)

omg this gif is golden

I love this!

OH MY GOD VEDIS LOOK AT THIS

This is what happens when I try to do this with my dog. He’ll have none of it. 

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jASPER YOU SCAMP OH MY GOD







mylarockzz:

Why did the chicken cross the road?





high-blogging:

whichjosephine:

The frillback pigeon.

has science gone too far

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goldenfanny:

h-ella:

most-awkward-moments:

Magnetic Thinking Putty

can I have this as a pet I mean just think about it

you have a little aquarium with magnets hidden in the top on a little motor that move around and the putty like, reaches up for it and follows it around

then when your family comes to visit they see it and ask what it is and you just sort of stare at them until they get nervous and tell them that you used to have a bird but then one day you found this black stuff on the ground by a bunch of feathers

then you tell them it likes to get out of it’s tank sometimes and you have to catch it before it goes after the neighbor’s children

ok but

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it looks like a butthole when it closes

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