Lunakitty


ashtormie:

stronzadee

I CAN’T EVEN PUT MY HAIR IN A FUCKING BUN

HOW


Via Random Shortness

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

sexual-phan:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

jawnn-locked:

visiovisusvidere:

sonicghost:

milesjai:

videk:

welcome-to-the-sinners-ball:

imgayitsok:

God bless drag queens.

I will always reblog this

Whenever drag queens are present, you best believe they will save the fuckin day.

Oh fuck yes.

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If this isn’t on your blog I’m judging you.

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

God bless drag queen omg

(Source: b-random)

Via Une ville vêtu de chair et de sang

fuocogo:

runaeveena:

feelitinyourbones:

wweird:

chasing-a-starlight:

Two mama cats who gave birth at the same time, co-mothering their eight new babies.

However, I prefer to think of them as a lesbian cat couple.

lesbian cat couple yes good

cat otp

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i felt the otp coming on

here



meatbicyclevevo:

captoring:

4w-k:

all time favorite quote c:

shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder 

your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder.

actually it’s
sholder
er
suer
sould



chimeracorp:

Still to this day my favorite comic

(Source: everydaycomics)




caskett:

mamrieslaugh:

shaymitchdaily:

i-effed-it-all-up-with-science:

kendralynora:

crazylia:

theuniverseisoursss:

lesbian-goddesss:

I’m not a lesbi- 

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…..Never Mind

this is the best fucking post ever made for a lesbian.

I think you forgot very important people

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*clears throat*

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excuse me but you are forgetting

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How dare you forget Shay Mitchell pft 

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yall forgot hannah hart fuck’s wrong with youimage

How dare you forgetting Grace Helbig

Via "You want to be drunk for this"





(Source: born2live0804)



groovychainsaws:

American education



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jacks-compass:

thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp:

 ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate”

Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence

(Source: piratesofthecaribbean)


Via The Absolute Best GIFs


just call him bucky, steve

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(Source: tonyshalube)


Via What Does The Husky Say🐾

drinking-for-two:

feng-huang:

kyntello:

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I’ve been waiting for this for so long

It’s completely unacceptable how hard I laughed at this

Via What Does The Husky Say🐾

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